Obama Derangement Syndrome

It seems there are two prevailing definitions of this term and both are totally opposite one another.  It both describes the lack of critical thinking surrounding Obama (think kool-aid drinkers) of his supporters (it is derived from Bush Derangement Syndrome) and the hyper paranoia of the take 'r' guns-FEMA re-education camps-fascism-not an American citizen-Bush approval opponents of Obama.  

It can't be both!

Or can it?

Just like Herpes and Hepatitis, maybe ODS should have multiple distinctions.  But how to create those distinctions.  Hep uses alpha characters, Herpes uses numeric.  Maybe ODS should use greek?  The only problem is  I don't know greek except for baklava, gyro, and idiot (idiot might be latin).  Hmmm.  Well, since Obama is *from* Chicago, one area of the country where we serve  and pronounce "gyros" as they do in Greece (NO lettuce, tzaziki sauce, tomato, onion and yee-ros), perhaps the ODS that's favorable to Obama should be called ODS-Gamma.  And the since Bush is an idiot, the ODS that's favorable to Bush / "conservatives" should be designated ODS-Iota.

Thoughts?

PPP